Why do you hate saying that violent criminals deserve to be defended against with a gun?

Ever considered calling Uhaul? Or getting a job?

Yeah, you have to sneak past ushers. Not that difficult considering they’re all septuagenarians

Try $8,000. Standing room only tickets were going for $2,000

Well, frankly, Beyoncé doesn’t fully grasp the nuances of intersectional feminism. Just because a pop star calls themselves a feminist, doesn’t mean they are. She could learn a thing or two about her internalized mysogyny. Prancing around stage in thongs to put in a show isn’t exactly what feminism is about. And she…

Pathetic? I can think of another word: Pathetic.

Good guess. And stay focused on the kid and not the selfish cunt.

That will occur after you’ve been raped multiple times on that very same beach and don’t remember.

So, he got away with being a raging asshole. Sounds like I can continue to drink for years to come. Thanks!

we did that already, idiot. Fuck people with no willpower. They’ll always find some way to kill themselves. That’s called Darwinism. It makes it easy for the rest of us to compete when others take themselves out.

Yo B can’t just quit like that. Stop making it sound easy, asshole.

Family full of winners. Make sure you make it about you.

Criminals can be intelligent and competent.

Really? Because that’s damn near the same percentage of Amercians that believe the earth is only 6000 years old.

I agree. Mitt Romney would have been a better choice.

I respect drunks more because they’re actually productive.

Fetishizing someone is perfectly acceptable if that person allows you to do so for their mutual sexual satisfaction.

Um, it’s more than a little racist and that should be obvious. Perhaps your privilege is keepin you from recognizing bigotry.

Too little, too late. Just because he’s cute is no reason to excuse his bigotry.

Totally. I have not time for this white, racist Jew.