You can’t see me, but I’m smiling at this news while taking a big bite out of a completely intact bell pepper.

I tell ya hwat man, talkin’ bout this seems like a dang ol’ bad idea, you know, the original run already ran its dang ol’ course, man, talkin’ bout different climate and hwatnot, no dang ol’ Luanne or Lucky either, man, just can’t see this workin’ out, I tell ya hwat.

Agreed... the Jalop community has collective amnesia regarding how f*ing horrible station wagons were in the ’70s and ’80s. Bloated sacks of rusted garbage.

I have an old classmate whose first band in high school was The Original Thoughts.

...and Singapore (this seems to be a major hot spot)

I knew she was kinda weird and dumb, but now I know she’s a complete dipshit asshole! Thanks, Shailene!

Yet one more reason why I cannot stand Shalene Woodley. Ugh.

What a lovely Guy!

The most frustrating thing about America is that you have this shadowy cabal of powerful progressive elite leftists, and they spend so much of their unlimited resources cancelling loudmouth pizza executives that they never get around to practical policy stuff like firing all the cops or burning down the suburbs.

I agree, but that’s how I feel about most John Hughes films though so...

Molly Ringwald had a very good essay about his work and the movies—how they did tell stories that touch teenagers and the like but also enforced cultural norms and came from a boys-club world.

I wonder with Hughes what percentage of his movies were his. There are certainly aspects of his teen movies that I wish I could pull out of them, the dynamic between Sam and her family forgetting her birthday in “Sixteen Candles,” for example. My family collectively forgot my 17th birthday so I have always related to…

The part of me that loves Planes, Trains, and Automobiles wants to disagree with you but... you’re not wrong. Even that movie is pretty unkind. I would argue it’s saved by the dynamic between the two leads, but what’s good about it isn’t the story.

Shot a couple kids into puberty that night, you did!

I think either your keyboard or your brain is broken.  It could be both; I’m not an expert in either.

“Never gonna run around and besmirch you...!”

After nap, have $47B again.

This fellow is even hiding his face in embarrassment. 

Dave got that Netflix money, and almost immediately became an old rich white man.  

Worst party ever.