Our town has:

Ha! Since these were dirt cheap in the ‘90s, I knew many people who had them and “cruising,” especially in the back seat, was like riding full throttle in a bass boat in nine-foot seas. Awful.

The ad campaign against this was incredibly deceptive and, IMO, a real black mark on Newson’s record.

Oh yeah, I forgot The Miami Rule. (I grew up there.) I don’t think this is going to apply to too many people, because while everyone in Miami does this for some reason, almost no one anywhere else does.

I’m deleting your rule. Since I don’t want to eat the exact same thing every day of my life, I will aggressively browse the produce, meat and bakery sections to see what looks fresh and good and which seasonal products are available, and then happily browse aisles looking for new and interesting products I’d like to…

Couple of thoughts:

There’s a total big dumb hat woman who I’m friends with on Instagram (she was the long-time girlfriend of a guy I know) who has — quite literally — been posting photos from her wedding and honeymoon daily for at least six months.

Yeah. I don’t think this going to be a particularly popular opinion here (at least that’s my assumption), but I just don’t think Schumer is very good at what she does.

Which explains why he really hates Rush.

Ugh, this term’s been reinvented more times than Bowie’s career. It can mean any of the following:

While Carly Simon may not be a great singer, Bob Dylan can’t sing. There’s a huge difference there. 

It’s still not finished yet. I’m hearing more Aboriginal percussionists! And I want an army of digeridoos! Fifty thousand digeridoos!

Fits were actually a pretty popular choice for cyclists in the Bay Area because along with being cheap and economical, you could easily fit a bike or two and your gear in the back with the seats folded down.

Oh, I’m sure there are, but the point is that there are very few places in the world where licorice is actually popular. France is one; apparently Holland and Scandinavia are others.

It seems to be a French thing. The French, and the French-speaking regions of the countries surrounding them, seem to be big fans of black licorice and anise-flavored snacks and liqueurs. The rest of the planet, not so much.

For a while, we got both Hello Fresh and Blue Apron.

How about random, shitty tiny tattoos that look like your 8-year-old brother drew on you with a Sharpie -- can THAT be over?

...and this is why 99 percent of Halloween playlists are a) exactly the same and b) suck. The key is to compile music that sounds scary, not music about scary things.

They... kinda did. I think it’s like 6-7 songs and other than the title track, most are only a minute or so long.

I never saw the actual doc it parodied, by my god did I love Gentle & Soft: The Story of the Blue Jean Committee, Parts 1 & 2. And the song they created is nothing short of a miracle, a perfect encapsulation of the SoCal soft rock sound of the late ‘70s with lyrics that I had to check twice to make sure Donald Fagan…