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Hey, Generation X guy here and honestly I haven’t found the band interesting since Uplift Mofo Party Plan.

Although ironically there’s an article here on Jalopnik today about how amazing it is, you forgot one of the best-looking cars ever made — the BMW E9. I mean, come on, look at this thing!

BMW E9. Probably the best-looking BMW ever and one of the prettiest cars ever made. Great handling, great ‘70s-level performance, and the tall roof and lack of B pillars meant you felt like you were driving a convertible all the time. And miraculously, still (kind of, almost) affordable.

Oh my god, I despise the Slingshot. Answers the question: I’m in Vegas wearing a half unbuttoned silk shirt, Ed Hardy dragon jeans and seven gold chains, I’ve got a giant neck tat, I’m smoking a cigar the size of a baby’s arm and I’m wearing sunglasses at night — what could I rent to be an even bigger douchebag?

It’s actually quite good. There’s a place in Manteca, CA that’s semi-famous for this dish. While it’s a bit off-putting at first, raw shrimp has a very rich, buttery, mildly chewy texture that pairs beautifully with the citrus (added when it’s served, so the shrimp doesn’t cure) and spicy broth.

My girlfriend in college had a Subaru XT with a 1.8L EA-82 H4 that I dubbed The Mighty Lawn Tractor because it sounded exactly like one and idled so roughly that it felt like the car would rattle itself to bits at every stoplight.

There could have never been any form of reconciliation unless Jimmy did exactly what he did, and even then, it was a longshot. Because we’ve been so involved in the pre-BrBa world, it’s easy to forget that post-Kim Saul was a monster.

Hmm... I like this, but I would quibble with one thing. I think he was perfectly willing to take the deal until he found out about Kim.

I loved it. I think the question this finale asks, to some extent, is what is freedom?

“I could run faster out here.” Classic.

I’ve mentioned this in other threads, but for some reason my town is where Rabbit pickups come to retire. There are -- and I swear I’m not making this up -- at least a dozen of them driving around here.

I was actually going to replace my first-gen Integra with one of those, but I great deal on a new fifth-gen Prelude, so I couldn’t say no.

The first-gen Acura Integra. I had a very early one (‘86.5) and it was an absolute joy to drive.

The Flex f’ing ruled. It was practical, spacious, well built, reasonably priced, unique looking, and with the EcoBoost, had a 0-60 time somewhere between the low 6s and high 5s, depending on who you talk to.

Ha! Yeah, that totally threw me off on The Price is Right one day. I estimated that thing — at the absolute most — would be about $21K. I almost fell out of my chair when they revealed it was pushing thirty grand.

So in the television ad, a bouquet of flowers appear on the driver’s seat as the ad fades out. Uh...

Me too. And I stupidly watched the trailer and I think I might quite literally throw up. I now know what hell is.

Really? Let me retitle this for you: Here’s a Bunch of Links to Drive Traffic to Our Content.

Yeah, I know it sounds insane, but if you’re attracted to Latina women, the bar is set incredibly high in Miami.

I grew up in Miami, and yeah, if that’s your type, that’s your city. For example, while Jennifer Lopez is quite attractive, in the Miami scheme of things, she’s about a 6.