Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to call you out or anything. I just never recall these being a Cuban thing while living in Miami, and I only learned about these while living in California — it’s really the only place other than Mexico I’ve been where they’re popular.

I don’t know a thing about them, but it was a pretty wretched way to close the show. The song sounded like a updated “Devil Went Down to Georgia,” which absolutely no one needs, and the sound was so muddy I couldn’t make a single word he sang.

The affected vocals were super weird and off-putting. I was like, did she have a Judy Garland biopic that I forgot about or something, or is this for real?

Yep. Baptiste gets my vote for performance of the night.

Yeah, Caesars are basically the Bloody Mary of Canada. I’ve spent most of my time in Florida and California, so they’re pretty unusual here, but my wife’s family is from the upper Midwest, and they were quite popular there.

Hmmm. What’s interesting about this is that I don’t think the michelada Cubana is actually, you know, Cuban. I grew up in Miami and, at least among that diaspora, I don’t think this drink is particularly popular. I never had one, recall seeing anyone drink one or remember seeing one on a menu.

I think a lot of people, actually — I thought it was fairly common knowledge that she has an insane body.

That’s putting it mildy. She’s actually so ripped I put out the question here a while back whether she used to be an endurance athlete or something, because she is not normal gym fit, it’s next level.

I believe you mean Heidi Gunner, according to the photo caption.

Salting the rim with Tajin is pretty good as well.

A few things:

I agree. I’ve had this argument with other people, but my issue is that I don’t find The Sex Pistols to be particularly punk.

They absolutely are. Until recently I had a first-gen Audi Allroad (such a “terrible” car that it lasted 300,000 delightful miles) and a Mercedes E500 wagon that also reached end of (practical, financially viable) life.

So it will be Miami, in other word.

So basically, every car given away as a prize on The Price Is Right.

It’s a bit more than that. Pickle juice is... weird. No one is quite sure why, but there’s evidence that it actually prevents your muscles from cramping neurologically rather than simply by replacing electrolytes.

The soundtrack makes me want to kill someone.

The soundtrack makes me want to kill someone.

Isn’t everything confrontational for you in that dank fog of hyperbole?

Yeah, that also seems like a really good choice.