Confetti guy still MVP.

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

eat shit.

“Tragedy is when I am forced to watch an awful basketball game. Comedy is when you fall on your nuggets and writhe in pain.”

Go to Church.

Hold up. The StubHub app has a mobile ticketing option, so there is a way out of it. All the person needs is a smartphone and the app.

Pop’s such a great coach even the refs do exactly as he says.

I’ve been in the field studying the American Plumlee population for the last decade. It is no easy thing. I’ve tranquilized and tagged nearly 300 adult male Plumlees during my time in the wild. I’ve counted thousands more on “trap cameras” set up in arenas and around private colleges. My best estimate as to the size…

the fuck was the other goalie doing? He’s just standing there at midfield, waiting to be walked around. Dumbass.

A-

Lacob’s Splatter

I suppose I’ll just have to clog my arteries to such a degree that the cancer can’t get through

Reading the was my best use of 30 minutes today.

Well now I done have seen a lot of good things in this life the Good Lord has blessed us with. Why there’s been men way up to the moon, and the polio vaccine, there’s been the wireless and radios and teevees and now computers that slide right into your pocket, Amen!

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

As an addict, I had a hard time facing myself or my family and telling them I had a problem. He must really need help and support if he is announcing something like that in public. No one deserves to feel helpless against an addiction, I am going on 10 months completely sober, and that first week is the hardest.