Is it just me, or does the Republican Party operate on the thought process of a four year old child these days?

Rules? Who needs rules? Those are for grown ups! I want my legos NOW!

For what it’s worth: a French banker and a French-American professor were the first ones who tried to stop the Thalys shooter. But hardly anyone mentions them.

That is some serious colorwork. Mad props to that knitter.

It’s actually a really, really impressive sweater.

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

ugh someone help me get this huge stupid grin off my face before my co-workers think I care about things.

It references the song “Common People” by Pulp, later redone by William Shatner on his spoken word music album.

Also, I refuse to acknowledge Bill Kurtis as the permanent announcer on Wait, Wait. He’s just filling in for Carl Kassel long-term. He is, he is, he is.

Mr. Trump, what an honor!

Better Off Ted

Look on the bright side, it could have been “What’s New Pussycat”?

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

I once went down the wormhole of Youtubing animals loose on baseball diamonds. There is a lot of hilarity there.

That dog galloping around to whatever brilliant intern spliced in “Runnin’ Down a Dream” IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.

Bassett hound and sharpei. Some unfortunate genetic mistakes and some really good ones!!

I may not have the biggest wiener but I do have two of them. I do not like to be disturbed when I'm playing with them.

Actually at 2:12, I like the side eye he gives the 1st base umpire as he rus past.

Our Westie used to bolt if he had the chance. He’d run to the neighbor’s yard where they kept a giant black lab outside often, and run laps just out of the reach of the chain.

Did you see the way he hopped over the third base line at 1:44, almost intentionally? He’s got the unwritten rules of baseball down!

This explains my pup’s sudden interest in going to a baseball game (not really, I just wanted to post a picture of my dog).

Chihuahuaschnitzel is a niche player in most markets, and doesn’t have the marketing budget to sponsor events like Wienerschnitzel does.