I was a bar listening to a go-go band while they showed the awards on mute. XScape came on during the band's break. The bar turned down the DJ music and turned up Xscape. That entire place was singing along. A million years later and these ladies still get everyone going.

Tell me more about this dollar van.

The tiny, matching suit?? The slicked-back hair!!! Is this pic in another angle so I can see the wee handkerchief that is surely in his pocket? I can't deal! *uterus activated*

CPT strikes again.

Mission accomplished.

I've experienced them in CA, NH, and DC at this point. Handled them poorly on the East Coast. We ran clear out the building when it happened. Apparently, you're not supposed to do that, lol

hahahahahaha! *realizes she is Gen X* Hey now!

You need some #4!

*sigh* I hope she had at least had fun. Meanwhile, that baby won't remember a damned thing about that day.

We were raised differently in the 80s.

My God…

I'm back at my home computer. Voila!
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

My friend told me her niece requested a Lego set for her birthday that was $150. I called my friend a liar and googled it myself. How many lap dances will that get you?

Yep. Those are the ones who usually surprise us.

No. They are p's for preferring children.

SNOOPY SNO CONE MAKER!!!! I got one for my birthday one year. We were cranking out those sno cones and covering them with Koolaid. It was stolen when our house was robbed a couple months later (along with my Lite Brite). Yes, I'm still bitter.

Lemme go to him. It's probably cheaper than the facials I occasionally get. He can massage my TWA.

^^^This was my childhood.

She put her party budget on FB? That baby won't remember a damned thing about that day. SMH

"figurine fever"