"There is always a good excuse for a good party."

Can we talk about this new-fangled bubble wrap that is difficult to pop? That used to keep us entertained for hours when we were kids. I still grab some from our mail office at work as a stress reliever. But, this new brand is durable and ish. I bet there is a good reason, but I hate it.

I would go to the party even if there weren't any kids.

Special snowflake profiles ("I'm into stuff that black people don't normally do. Weird!"). Also, the ones who post lots of workout and bare-chested pics, but that's a different story.

I will say that there is a certain type of white collar man who I usually avoid whenever I subject myself to the he11 that is online dating. They typically don't go for me, so I've started mitigating the risk a bit. I've thought about this recently.

Noted.

So, what brought on this question?

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I date the same type either way. Black men who are usually taller than me, with muscular or stocky build.

Not really. They all have their issues. I tend to attract more blue collar men, but I have more in common with the white collar men I date.

It's disgusting…and they're still trying to blame it on the man whose apartment started the blaze.

Thanks for this little DM mix, @miss_t_lee:disqus and @disqus_QGKOTi1oX5:disqus Forgot how much I loved these songs.

Really?! Down in the great state of Texas, I got called this by a white classmate. They must have heard it from someone else.

The reactions I've read from YT gay men when my black queer friends post this story have been hilarious:

Then God don't like ugly.

Are "gall" or "balls" risque words?! Trying to figure out why I'm in Disqus purgatory. Or, maybe God just don't like ugly…

I'm about to leave my org in a few weeks (for greener pastures) and my YT coworker who "delegates" to all of us had the balls to ask me yesterday, "How long do you think it will be before we have your replacement?" I told him he'll probably have to do his own work for at least a month. I'll never understand how he…

I'm about to leave my org in a few weeks (for greener pastures) and my YT coworker who "delegates" to all of us had unmitigated gall to ask me yesterday, "How long do you think it will be before we have your replacement?" I told him he'll probably have to do his own work for at least a month. I'll never understand…

The one I never understood was "African booty scratcher." I've heard adults use that one. How Sway?

White Mike is gonna rue the day!