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Dunno about the pretzel bun, but the regular Bacon King is so oversauced that it’s practically an obstacle course apparatus from Super Sloppy Double Dare.

“You’re being very rude!  Ask the kid mowing the lawn a question!”

They’re actually related dislikes. Fungus in all of its forms grosses me out.

no worries bud. Yea work moved me here ....

You don’t need to apologize, they don’t have the internet in Idaho to see your mistake.

That’s just the weed throwing you off. Get the chalupa cravings box each time and you’ll be set.

Google says it will take me 31 hours. Want to race?

I’ll split the gas money with you if you’ll stop in Chicago on your way.

Listen, we’d all like to flee to the Cleve.

The problem isn't just that you are so far away, it is also that you are in Cleveland.  Sorry man hope it's not your fault. 

Just think, if you leave now you could be eating these tomorrow night! And Dutch Goose has $2 beers on Thursday (after you buy your first one for $5). The answer is clear. 

You can’t, even in your cabin in the woods, you’ll still find those “many blood sucking creatures”.

Speaking as someone who teaches the discipline, you strike me as the sort of person who comes into my 100-level courses declaring themselves “a WRITER” and then drops the second I apply a few lower-level corrections to your atrocious grammar and syntax—without ever bothering to look at the higher-order concerns with

Can I switch grays with you?

Only tangentially related, but I want to show off my brand new BotW tattoo:

DAMN YOU, LINEAR TIME! 

WHY ISN’T IT FRIDAY YET?!

Wish they offered this for the Elite controllers, I would totally be all over it but for the basic Xbone controller that I’d never use over an Elite...

I am hoping that the Design Labs will eventually expand to Elite Controllers one day. After owning one for over two years and switching back to the OG XBO controller, there is nothing out there like the elite from first parties.