I am in fucking tears. Are they going to kill C3PO? I love these new movies. All of them. I have a little altar of Rose, Rey and Jyn that watches me all day. We only go to the theater for Star Wars movies and I have done just buckets of public ugly crying. These movies are a gift to little girls like me who slept with…

It’s Snacktaku, where they review new gimmick food products. Maybe you’re new and you don’t remember when Mike Fahey would review pretty much every Oreo/Lays Chip flavor and fast food promotional sandwich.

I liked a new soda and wrote a positive review. This ain’t an ad dude. I found it at a store, figured it would make a fun snacktaku post.