“Oh man, I think Kinja is acting weird again. Your gif doesn’t want to load.”

Guile's theme goes with everything. That's a proven fact.

There's only one explanation. Mercedes' engineers discovered how to use quantum entanglement

Bugron. That's some sexy shit right there. Definitely looks better than the Veyron.

I did solve that by having a copy of the key inside my wallet. Don't ask me why, but I also had a spare copy from my parents car which I saved the day after my father locked the cars with the keys inside.

Still it is a great way for people to learn on empty parking lots or streets until they get the hang of it by balancing pressing and releasing the gas and the clutch.

Cobra, attack!

I don't know why I read skaycog's response and yours as:

I wish I was an eccentric millionaire just to get one in "Black and White Squiggly Lines Camo"

Chuck Norris was the head senior designer for the Mazda Miata. Inspired by the TV series Gilligan's Island and MacGyver, Chuck Norris chose to build the Mazda Miatas out of coconuts, rubber bands and paper clips.

Pffftt... Furia.... We all know it's going to end as a Pussyfista.

I bet you'll love also this one.

Volvo.

Sounds like a good damn deal to me. Someone in NY is asking for $1 million for a parking spot.

I love how's there a Chapstick near the dildo shifter. Probably smoother shifts or a solution to texting while driving manual.

Or from which parts of a buffalo comes the Buffalo Chicken Wings.

Kinda reminds me of the self-destruct device from the movie Predator.

I really like how it looks and how some simple touches can make the car look 15 - 20 years newer.

I had a professor that wrote "Wow!" in red ink for wrong answers on really simple questions. After he graded all the tests he would then give it back and discuss all the questions and sometimes would go student by student checking who had a "Wow!".

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