Damn that looks sad, seems more adequate for those XXX super heroes parodies.

While every truck is stucked under snow, Chuck Norris doesn't allow his Truck Norris to do that.

You better know who's Arcade Fire.

Could have been worse, he could have been Impaled

I really loved the original approach with the white-out eyes. I would have liked more blood dripping down her neck. But since the character is not completely dead I understand the point of using a more livelier kind of eyes, but I find it looks now a really bit "Twilightish".

You'll have a bright future ahead of you.

I really hope so too. And I'll be sitting front row with popcorn and drinks waiting for the big show to unleash.

Just give it 14 million years more and those will shoot freaking lasers frome their eyes.

Army Men?

I have a small attention span but damn Alasdair Wilkins, great article!

Thanks for clearing it up for me.

What's that Online Pass that I've been seen lately on that cost ~$10? Sorry I've been out of the loop concerning the PSN Store...

I was thinking the same. 2 barrels, 1 trigger...no girls, no cup.

Haha, unless Charlie Sheen it's a blogger working for Gawker.

The last poster almost says it all... It is a "A Jedi Disszater"

The steering wheel should be in the bathroom because as soon as I hear the ice beneath me cracking I'll definitely crap myself.

I'll correct it for you. "Hollywood hasn't delivered good space horror since Alien or Aliens.

The Ludwig van Beethoven of cooking.