You poor dears, but keep in mind this is shopping for women's clothing in most situations not just buying underwear. So...when in doubt get solid colors instead of patterns. Black is safe and sexy. Otherwise pick the color she wears the most because that's probably the color that looks best on her. I'd say if she's…

You're absolutely right. And on top of that, there's these weird "rules" for clothing you don't really know... like polka dots are fattening. Or slimming. Or something. I can't remember. And pictures of bears or cats or whatever around the... uhmm.... errr..... target.... crotchinal regional... area? Are those…

It's impossible to walk into one of those stores without a sheepish look on your face if you're a man and you're alone. When you're there with a female, she's your cover. You're safe. Everyone can see that you're shopping with her and that it's probably safe to assume you'd rather be elsewhere but hey "guy is stuck…

"Pants and Tits" is also the nickname the tabloids gave to Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Altho, you just gave me a great idea for a very disruptive dating app.

All the love. Here, for you. All of it.

This might possibly be my favorite comment of all time.

As an uncircumcised dude, this is news to me. I mean, I get the occasional hummer, and no one has ever been like "woah, no way skin-head, I aint going near that" or reacted in any way but positively. But, would I just be drowning in them if I was cut? Would blow jobs be raining from the sky? Would I literally be…

There are a bunch of virgins on reddit really pissed about this. Women were getting too much attention for being oppressed, so they found something to complain about.

If only politicians felt the same way about decisions regarding the vaginas they do not and have never owned. "I have a personal preference regarding abortion, but it's a private decision that I won't meddle in because I have never had a vagina, and even if I have one, I've never had your vagina, so I won't presume to…

Not sure what that has to do with anything beyond teaching your child basic hygiene.

My boyfriend is uncircumcised, and blowing him is both easier and more enjoyable than blowing my circumcised bfs was. There is absolutely increased sensitivity, plus there is no need for lube when he masturbates! I am now totally on team uncircumcised when it comes to considerations of sexual pleasure. But... it's…

.....okay, I have been with uncircumcised men...am I missing something? How are blow jobs not possible?