j-wake
J. Wake
j-wake

I suppose you are right. Better encryption I guess would be the only countermeasure that I can think of, but better encryption would make my idea pointless.

If more than one person uses the computer, big whoop. It's most likely just your family if that is the case. As for using public computer, a simple "Using Public Computer" radio (tick box) that allows 30 minutes of use then removes the device from your account.

I don't know how Steam does it, but I'm sure any website would be able to do it, since the list of activated devices is stored online in a database and all done through the web.

In my opinion passwords should no longer exist (except for important things like banking or email). Maybe a system kind of like how Steam requires you to verify a new computer to use your account by sending a verification code to the email listed under said account. That way the only password you need is your email,

Yup.

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Bahahaha I laughed so hard at the bath curtain part.

And now she calls the iPad an iPod Pad.

You don't have to buy it. If you have a library card you can just rent it!

The babies were confiscated. He can't be treated with a new pair of kid-gloves.

At first I was in shock, and then I saw "Bangkok" and "Taiwanese" and now it makes sense.

So do we know what those blue and cyan coloured materials are? They look really cool.

Sheriff, no time to panic! (That's right, another Toy Story reference) I wasn't saying Toy Story 3.

That is actually pretty neat.

So it's more like falling with style.

If I can't stick my penis in it, it isn't realistic.

It's so big my internet can't even download a sliver of it. Thank you, 322 KB down...

Because doing this with Jesus is just as fucking stupid as this.

Tubgirl? I must see tubgirl. Sounds... like a dead girl in a tub... nevermind.

You might as well have titled this as "REAL LIFE TERMINATOR KILLS MILLIONS".