j-wake
J. Wake
j-wake

So it's more like falling with style.

If I can't stick my penis in it, it isn't realistic.

It's so big my internet can't even download a sliver of it. Thank you, 322 KB down...

Because doing this with Jesus is just as fucking stupid as this.

Tubgirl? I must see tubgirl. Sounds... like a dead girl in a tub... nevermind.

You might as well have titled this as "REAL LIFE TERMINATOR KILLS MILLIONS".

I believe that is from Conan O'Brien

Now try hitting it without being a pussy.

He said stuff and did stuff. That's what I got out of it, anyway.

Yeah, that's looks right. Mhmm yup that's about right. Yup that looks right.

Your loss of meaningful words has been heard.

That was actually pretty neat, well, besides the shitstep intro/outro.

Where are these Wikipedia links you guys are using to make yourselves look smart? I want in too!

Hmm Homefront plot line anyone? Though I think it was Korean devices, not Chinese. Homefront has predicted correctly before...

I agree with you. This is a fucking slap to the face for a GADGET site. Unless weed is made of wires and circuit boards, this doesn't belong here.

It's well, okay, UGH, it's pretty incredible. :D

It wasn't payback for PH, it was payback for making us all have to suffer Sega and Capcom games. Bleugh

I guess you missed the part where I said I bought the game afterwards as well.

Exactly. My example is just my most recent time. The majority of the games that I pirated have been bought by a couple of my friends because of it, and I bought as well.

Unless your friends consist of your cat and your right hand, then yes. It is usually how it goes. And those times that this doesn't happen, this makes up for it. Get off your anti-piracy high horse.