Sorry, tomahawk kill takes the cake still. This vid was dumb.

I haven't bothered reading the article, I just want to know if he knows he spelt awful wrong. As I said I didn't read the article so I don't know if he justifies 'Offal'.

@Harrier: What I wondered is if a full game threw care packages, would the tower fall over, or would it just be one giant stack?

@DunnCarnage: That was win. +300 internets for you, good sir.

Knew it was Sonic before I even read the title.

I think I'll stick to my Nightmare Before Christmas theme.

Sorry, I forgot about the song 5 minutes after watching the video.

What's in those boxes?! What's in those boxes??!!!

Is it just me or do I see Oscar, Michael and Dwight in the article picture?

Dammit! I knew something was up when I didn't get high. Here I thought he was just a swell TSA giving out free cocaine.

Jiiiglllyypuuuufffff! Niiigggaa diick, nigggaaa diiicck!!!

@scrapking: +1 for having an Intelligence of 10.

@BeerManMike: Both are wrong in English. "The ball hit my son." is the correct way to say it if that was what you were meaning.

I actually don't see the problem. Indie games are covered in "games" that aren't even games. They are animated fireplaces and controller vibrators... Those are not games, and is probably why the whole section got shafted in the first place.

The second Alan Alda take actually sounded like him. I'm a huge M*A*S*H fan.

@Blackti3: Shh, I don't think he knows what a fanboy is.

Laughed at the #kittens hashtag.

:( It's not up yet.

@Darkon_X: Too bad his Speech is only around 57. But I think we can all still respect him.

@LinkTheLove: Oh Stalin, you crazy!