I will never not laugh at this dude’s expression:

It’s largely because these guys grew up listening to their dads and grandads joke about being bullying assholes and pulling stunts like this, and how the sheriff would give it a wink and a nod and do nothing, and it would just be a funny story to tell later.

“It took some wild mental gymnastics — including just making shit up — for the police could find a way to blame a kid killed by such a driver, but they got there.”

That is technically correct, which is the best type of correct.

That’s government contract work. I’m sure Halliburton directs bills the government 2 or 3 times his rate to have him sit at those hotels. Good on him for finding his space, but that's government waste at it's finest. 

Are you and your company deeply tied to the leader of a regime who is invading a foreign country? Is your company the result of massive graft and you were able to purchase a state owned company for pennies on the dollar? Is your wealth tied to corruption and being best buds with a maniac with delusions of recreating…

Well, let’s see how he acts out in response. Because we all know he will.

He’s also an anti-science doctor.

The snowflakes are melting.

The Fuck Your Feelings™ people sure don’t like having their feelings fucked with. 

The "cheapest flights happen at X time on Y day" thing hasn't been true for years. That's a relic of a time when new flights and fares were manually loaded into the system by a person at a specific time. It's all completely automated at this point, and has been for a long time, so that is no longer even a little bit…

Funny, would you prefer that the surgeons and nurses operating on you not wear masks? Since they are “completely ineffective”?

The fact this stuff works and dealers are not afraid of being massively publicly shamed for it is why I hate dealers.

The fact that Donald Trump isn’t on this list is a yuuuge glaring omission.

Kanye fans learning quick how it feels to be a Morrissey fan

I’m just here for the Eminem references.

This.  Had I been in the Raptor and seen that idiot approaching from behind, I would have sped up and gotten into the right lane so he could go on his merry way.  I don’t want to be around those kinds of idiots any longer than I have to.

FYI: Read this idiot’s posts.

Most people want to test drive the car in person...but a lot of car buyers want to avoid the whole negotiation process.  And that first bit was more reffering to the fact that right now, with social distancing people want to avoid uncessercery person to person interactions.