I dunno, 2:1:1 doesn’t need any sweeteners for me. Cointreau is already pretty sweet... I shake the shit out of it and pour without straining into a regular tumbler

My father never caved. I remember when we were on vacation in Florida. When it was time to go to the airport he said, “Car’s leaving in 10 minutes. You’d better be in it or we’re going home without you.” I just made it. My younger brother didn’t. So my Dad started to drive off. That was 1984. Haven’t seen my brother…

Texas Roadhouse? That reminds me of a story...

No, it’s not. It’s a continent of 23 countries, inc all of Central America and the Caribbean.

“But you also have to realize that the USA is a whole continent!”

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

milk, cream and butter are in every white recipe. It goes without saying.