The one down-side of the mask is that TSA can’t see the sour puss or bottled-rage on his face which would be their cue to deny his ass.

Perfect.  I’d love more of them to say “When purchasing your ticket, you agreed to bide by the policy so do what you promised or gtfo”.

Thank you for this. I don’t think you can get from zero to asshole-level drunk in 2 hours, unless you already started out as a pretty big asshole.

And then you reply, Ok, but you’re not even close.

My response would have been, “Lowers your house value? You mean you’re selling (acting very excited)?!?”

Human beings are capable of focusing on more than one thing at a time.  Sorry you’re not one of us.

Ever since they switched the cooking technique on the Quarter pounders, they’re not as good.  This was late 80's so yeah, I’m old.

Do more fact checking. Steak and bagels have been off of many McDonald’s menus for years now. It’s a very localized offering. Same with the Daily Double. Just because it’s on your app doesn’t make it universally available. It’s totally a function of the store you select and again, not available anywhere within 100…

They don’t even “fry” very well so why are we looking for other tasks for them?

Somewhat agree but I’d just say everyone is shitty and stupid in this case.

They likely get aggressive and punchy in lots of situations.  Alcohol may speed up the process but it’s who they are.

Sounds about white.

An even better option, if you can do it, is Nexus. It’s $50 total for 5 years and gives you Pre-Check, Global Entry and Nexus all in one. Down-side is that I believe Nexus is only available to states on the US-Canada border.

To be clear though, it’s certainly huge money to him and more than he’ll ever see.

Deadgirl, Requiem for a Dream, The Dark Backward, Funny Games, The Girl with All the Gifts, Oldboy

Another guy and I did this same move 35 years ago in our college parking lot.  Although I had a Chevy Monte Carlo and he had a Dodge Diplomat so no marks were found and we went on our way.

Klan has a ring to it.

If your “friends” are a bunch of people you never met complimenting you online and you’ve grown addicted to needing that, then maybe that’s the real issue.

Dude, it’s not ok to do that shit to your own kid.  That you think it’s the appropriate reaction to any kid is fucked up.

“Trained professional” is quite the reach for many of them though.