*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

or dropped into a alien war front in an exoskeleton

It really shows how much the average person can see into the future, i.e. Not at all.

“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”

Easily.

The important detail is: did you meet after that?

It’s really kind of funny and maybe a bit telling that women don’t like Bumble. “Oh look! A bunch of dudes that I don’t have to sort through the creeps and get creep messages. Oh, wait, now I have to be the one with an interesting conversation starter? FUCK NO.”

This is what he means by “hoverboard” apparently.

WAIT WAIT WAIT. We have hoverboards now?! When did this happen?! Why didn’t I read an article about it?!

What for?

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

Wouldn't buying the skin of a murdered animal sort of go against the "Don't hurt animal" Mindset?

I have never, and I mean never... I'm not being hyperbolic here, I'm not exaggerating... I have NEVER seen a commercial as pretentious as that SwiftKey video. It's a fucking keyboard, not the savior of all mankind. If there was any trace of irony or sarcasm or any kind of winking at the viewer, I wouldn't mind... but…