Please be a new game engine. please be a new game engine. please be a new game engine!

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

Very 90s indeed. But I’m going to top that photo with this:

that unicorn must feel like this.

I have a slightly relevant story about the time a guy in High School broke a kids jaw and induced a seizure after his head hit the ground... because he cut him in line for lunch. The local news went crazy for that headline. An upstanding kid with good grades and won games pitching on the high school baseball team sent…

Did you type this with a straight face?