Speaking of hidden features...

Whoa! Heads-up! Hot take, coming up!

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The first time I read about the Flying Crowbar. Besides the fact that it could kill you 6 different ways.

Dear Vault-Tec:

If they sold these in America I would buy one and hug it daily.

Yeah I know, the current LLV is basically a slick bullet that ignores air. 

As a taxpayer, I just want them to make an economical choice - I couldn’t care less what it looks like.

We live in a world where a cop who gets caught on video being friendly is disciplined while others that get caught on video actually murdering people are unpunished.

I tried to post once already but I think my post got Nibbles-d.

Tracy’s next headline:

I was driving through Cincinnati on my way to see a punk show in Louisville. It was Cinco de Mayo 1998. I know it was Cinco de Mayo because a Camry with five large, red-faced college men wearing sombreros had almost ran me off the freeway. The car had vanity plates but I couldn’t make them out because they were…

In August of 1992 (before cell phones or the internet) I was driving from California to North Carolina. Alone from Denver eastbound on I-70, I had never driven cross country before. After a summer session at UC Berkeley and a few days mountain biking in Moab, my black ‘85 VW GTI and I both really embodied the…

Me, on a tripod, on a timer. It was 2008 not 1908...

Road tripping across the southern states in 2008 my friends and I met a strange man called Richard. He cornered us with rapid fire conversation outside a Wall Mart somewhere in Mississippi. He stated that because we were Australian, and his cousin or brother or father had run away to the rodeos in northern Australia,…

Mine is ... weird. (warning: this gets depressing as hell)

Maybe he had just teleported from the deck of a sinking ship.

Hey man I live in Florida! But im ok with his.

Well, if Putin promises to nuke only Florida, then maybe we can work something out...?

What wasn’t mentioned is that Uzi Nissan isn’t his real birth name. He changed it. His real name is AK47 Datsun.