Before this article, I thought *everyone* played Spades during HS lunch — we did in small-town Iowa (about as white a place as you can get).  No liquor though, so not doing it right.

Here I was feeling suave for putting on pants, deodorant and a mostly clean shirt. Working from home is the bomb. I’m “at” work by 6am and thus done by 2:30pm.

Excuse my dumbassitude, but having only ever played Ace High, how the F do you play with the Jokers -- I have to assume you toss out two other cards -- which ones?

A much better explanation than this one ... https://adequateman.deadspin.com/a-caucasians-guide-to-spades-1781268460

Can you imagine if they told you they were putting you on a “Fiat Quality” ventilator?  Scary. 

The GT500 version will have TWO ass fans installed!

Dear Navy: here’s an idea, cost ~$0. In the peak morning period, lock off 2/3rds of the heads. Shitting is thus (ahem) “spread out”.

A flat-6 would probably be too wide for its location in this car.

It got you to report the story, didn’t it.   THAT’S WHY.

Round these selfish ass shitheads up and lock them all in those unused pro stadiums where they can just infect each other.

Probably, just buying time to get all those copies of Doom: Nook Edition out the door

My brother’s first job out of college in the ‘80s was writing this kind of stuff for “Clear With Computers” a company who made these for GM (and some others).  Amazing for its time.  Also located in, of all places, Mankato Minn.

5th Gear: we’ve known for at least 25 years that “trying to relieve congestion by adding capacity is like trying to relieve obesity by loosening your belt”, but the road building industrial complex is just too powerful.

You don’t think there will be people there early the next morning waiting for the doors to open?   I’m thinking there will be.

Everything about this song is great EXECPT the inclusion of Big Boi, which is complete garbage.

These troopers have tarnished the reputation of the ISP and need to go.

An enthusiastic second for M.R. Carey “The Girl With All the Gifts”!

I’ve just been wrapping my face in massive amounts of Toilet Paper. I’ve stocked up about 50,000 rolls, hoping that will be enough.

Came here for this!

There is a SF book series, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beggars_in_Spain, where the “smart people” give the underclass the ability to just lay down naked in the mud and photosynthesize.  So, maybe you could work on developing that.