Probably, just buying time to get all those copies of Doom: Nook Edition out the door

My brother’s first job out of college in the ‘80s was writing this kind of stuff for “Clear With Computers” a company who made these for GM (and some others).  Amazing for its time.  Also located in, of all places, Mankato Minn.

5th Gear: we’ve known for at least 25 years that “trying to relieve congestion by adding capacity is like trying to relieve obesity by loosening your belt”, but the road building industrial complex is just too powerful.

You don’t think there will be people there early the next morning waiting for the doors to open?   I’m thinking there will be.

Everything about this song is great EXECPT the inclusion of Big Boi, which is complete garbage.

These troopers have tarnished the reputation of the ISP and need to go.

An enthusiastic second for M.R. Carey “The Girl With All the Gifts”!

I’ve just been wrapping my face in massive amounts of Toilet Paper. I’ve stocked up about 50,000 rolls, hoping that will be enough.

Came here for this!

There is a SF book series, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beggars_in_Spain, where the “smart people” give the underclass the ability to just lay down naked in the mud and photosynthesize.  So, maybe you could work on developing that.

Face it, 90%+ of them will be “Mall Crawlers”.

I didn’t know my father’s sister’s real name until her obit (but we’re not black).

I can neither confirm nor deny that I might have once been a dishwasher at a place where if you were an *sshole that your steak might be “bounced once for flavor”.

Holy crap. It was almost 35 years ago, but we got married for like $1200 all-in (dress, rings, ceremony, reception, etc).  Also, Superman’s Mom sang.

The word I’m thinking of is “beard”.

Where can I get the obviously awesome drugs you are taking?

IMO, 1967-69 was the peak of American automotive design. Mustang/Cougar, Cyclone, Camaro/Firebird, Corvette, Charger, ‘Cuda/Challenger, Chevelle, Superbee, Superbird/Daytona, GTO, etc all *gorgeous* in that period. And the GT40, plus a real Bronco to boot.

Safety is a big part of it. I look at the doors of my new F-150 and they seem darn close to a foot thick. My ‘89 Isuzu on the other hand seems about an inch (exaggerating of course, but there is a huge difference).  Add in the width of American asses and everybody wants a center console it seems, and boom, 7' wide.

A common mistake, he’s actually a sad wrinkly scrotum.

How does it tell an unwanted penis from a wanted penis?