And the reliability of a FIAT!

They could have done this with a Google Spreadsheet with each precinct only having access to its own row(s). Dear IDP send me my $60k, you dinguses.

Biggest surprise, some woman let this troglodyte stick it in.

Sure there is, it’s called “Raptor”. (And, yes, I’m nearly sixty and still wear a t-shirt and jeans, just like in high school).

How much is the +50HP sticker option?

Right, but by the same measure, I wouldn’t judge all of state’s cuisine by that hot dog shaped object either.

That’s *gas* *station* pizza.

Yes, we do. I grew up in Norwalk (yes, home of Aquaman *and* Superman) and we ate at Smitty’s quite a lot (when it was in an even less reputable building closer to the airport). And I ate at Waveland Cafe a couple of times when golfing at the nearby golf course. I’m not sure I’ve ever had taco pizza from Casey’s, but…

Ford, warranty expenses. Yes, you cheap bastards finally coughed up a new transmission for my niece’s Focus. You deserve every ding you take for putting that complete P.O.S. in anyone’s car. Next time, listen to your engineers when they tell you your idea is stupid.

If you can accelerate between the apex and the exit, seems like you entered the corner too slowly and/or on the wrong line (assuming a constant radius curve of 90° or less).

Exactly.  I mean “The Rock” is almost 50.  None of us look as good as him.  BFD.

That shit costs money, we’ve got ship today.  And add some more SPLASH to the app.  [That is, it’s almost always a mgmt problem, not a developer problem]

Whoever is first is going to have an outsized importance. The advantage of Iowa (and NH) is that we are small and stubborn — candidates MUST come meet people one-on-one and have an actual dialog. If, say, California, was first it would simply be a blitz of TV ads and the kind of obnoxious self-pleasuring events that…

As long as one of the four is Shakira, I’m good with that! :)

Ooh, congrats on the Kansas Chefs winning that super bowling trophy!

Ok. The caucus is a party-building mechanism first, the presidential preference thing just comes along for the ride. It now gets the media all worked up because it propelled Jimmy Carter from nowhere into the White House. (There is actually an Iowa primary in June). I like the social aspect of the caucus — once every…

“Iowa, we can get *some* things right”

Actually, I don’t hate it at all.

Secure electronic voting has been a solved problem in computer science since I was a CS grad student many decades ago. But forget THAT, we need a flashy APP! I can just imagine... Now with extra hot new CSS and JS-framework-du-jour!!11!!!  “Make it MORE Appy!”

Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by ALL SOFTWARE SUCKS.