I’m not defending it, just pointing out that since that’s how they train, they probably didn’t think twice about doing it there too.

It’s how cops do it. When I participated in our city’s “Citizens Police Academy” during the “high risk traffic stop” section of the training we used actual firearms loaded with wax bullets. We were wearing protective equipment but the coverage was not 100% as one poor police sergeant found out when I shot him in the…

Yow!  Does this grill make my penis look small!?

Giessing he’s afraid we’ll have definitive proof that the Patriot’s balls are deflated.

The F-150 grill is all plastic and weighs just a few pounds.

No.  Hell no. I’m not some damn dirty hippie.

| If I hit 80, I’m tryin’ heroin.

Ah shit, now I have to get rid of my New Balances? Fuck.

“Your car won’t get you into legal trouble.”

I’d have passed out just from the sight of his hideous back hair

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Thing is there ARE lots of people out there who are that interested in celebrity opinions — you can see this in just about every grocery checkout lane in the country.

Is it “Defense”?  That would throw most NBA teams.

Is the speedo in furlongs per fortnight?

Yup. When we were first married, a bed was the only thing we bought new.

It’s still made by the people who once gave us the Vega and the Citation!

I think you are exactly right that the local stores where people get their start is exactly the place that needs to change their ecosystem to change the overall ecosystem. Our local won’t put up with that “edgelord” bullshit, (and it isn’t much more complicated than that), which is why we’ve been comfortable with our…

What the hell is wrong with young girls (as a group) that this empty head is an “influencer” of anything?

These kids’ idea of “work” seems to be getting paid stupid mad cash to snap a selfie in some free clothes. No chance they’re down for actually studying.

That would only work if a picture of you building houses lowered your required SAT score, which it doesn’t. This only worked because “we” are willing to admit a “1000" athlete when normally you need, say a “1500" to get in.