I wonder how many pilots will just proactively turn the thing off on the taxiway.

Heh, look to the left of the Captain’s Chair.

Think how useful these small workers could be for crawling into the tiny coal seams that are left in the played out mines of Appalachia.  Certainly the losses they suffer from dangerous mining equipment are sad-ish but actually a positive to the bottom line here at my newly deregulated Mining/Daycare establishment. …

Allegedly.

Absolutely true. About 12 or 13 years ago, my son, who is slight of build got paired against a girl at middle school wrestling tourney — they were very closely matched, he only managed to beat her at the end of the third period (and yes, you could see the rest of the boys on the team about to give him shit for losing).

Obviously, nobody is saying you aren’t allowed to buy what you want -- they are merely pointing out the logical and financially prudent options.  As should be painfully obvious, making poor choices is completely allowed.

Good Lord, you could drive that from cost to coast without stopping at a gas station.

You could mount turbos where each boosts the engine behind it.

Or Oprah Harpo.

Don’t forget if your wife doesn’t pop out a kid quick enough you can just go fuck the maid (Genesis 30)

Iowa has been using bubble-sheet voting for many years. There are appropriate black marker pens on a string attached to the voting booth. I suppose somebody could take a crayon out of their pocket and use that but you would immediately know if the ballet was spoiled when you put it in the reader. 

I wonder if working there is as wonderful as it seems it must be.

...than Kiron, Iowa is white.

IF the easement already exists, yes, you are bound by it terms. If no such easement exists, you do not need to grant anyone access. That is, until recently — where here in the Iowa, the morally bankrupt state government used eminent domain to force landholders to accept easements for a private pipeline across their…

And if the property owner refuses to grant the easement, what then: eminent domain abuse?

For a parade, yes; for a rally, less so — I’ve seen some cars leave the road quite a distance.

Yes, but do you control the private property adjacent to your parade route?

Advice from my father (talking about carpentry, but generally applicable): “Everyone makes mistakes, the mark of a good carpenter is how well you correct it”.

That would be an example of a more specific law.

The solution to this problem is so obvious that Iowa found it 50 years ago.