Dear vulture lawyers, the allegedly “3.5L” engine on my F-150 is actually only 3.496 liters!  I NEED THE MONIEEESSS!!!!11!

Everything about that except the ass-end is awesome.

No way, we need multi-angle slo-mo instant replace of his wang whacking!

On most forums, a rogue shit-poster would improve my reputation

This post is useless without pics (videos). ;)

This is moronic beyond belief. To be effective with a firearm in an active shooter situation requires constant intense training.  Teachers do not have that kind of extra time.  Are the teachers also going to wear full coverage ballistic armor while they teach too?  That ought to be fun.

It didn’t look like it was directly off the ref’s junk. Looks to me like it hit the goalie’s skate before going in.

Google should make King sign an NDA and sit him down in a room with their IDE and say “look all you want, but nothing leaves this room”.  Of course, King wouldn’t know design pattern from a dress pattern.

I’m totally over with celebrations.  I came to see football not sloppy community theater.

Today, Google and Bing are King of Search. It wasn’t always so (AltaVista was king) and it won’t always be so. And Youtube, Facebook, and Twitter haven’t always been dominant and they will have their fall too (FB is already faltering — in the words of my kids “it’s for old people”). Give it time. Google has only…

If you are going to travel internationally you might also want to consider getting an actual second “burner-ish” phone for that.

Again, it’s their service, they can run it pretty much however they damn well please. If you don’t like how they do it, you can piss uselessly into the wind or use (or create) another service.

Sorry, real Iowans do not pollute their ham balls with non-meat fillers.  Status: revoked.

You would think so. Alas, I spent my days in HS typing class screwing around withy my friends and thinking “I’m not going to be a secretary, what do I need this crap for?” 35 years a programmer, still haven’t learned. On the other hand I can do ~35 wpm with 2 fingers, so I’ve got that going for me.

Reasons:

Not a great example. Beyonce’s net worth is at least 5x Sheeran’s.

Who the fuck cares? Patreon is a private business. They can cut him loose for just about any reason or no reason at all. The letter was simply a polite way of saying “you’re a shitstain and we’d prefer not to be skidmarked by being anywhere near you”.

Leave it to GM to make a flat-plane sound insipid. Compare with:

From another news article: “Her Facebook page includes numerous pro-Donald Trump posts.”  I’m shocked.  Shocked, I tell you!

The worst? Looking down at the floor (as one does) and seeing the shadow of the dude in the next urinal jerking it.  Geez.