It just needs to be offered in “Family Truckster Green” with “Wood” trim!

It’s when your tits say “May I present __you___”

-1 means they had to pay somebody to take one, I assume.

Don’t be pissin on Eeyore!

The Aston Martin one is sweeeet!

Shit! Sawing off the end if a finger is worth $40K? When I was 16 I took the end of my thumb off in a meat slicer at work and I got jack shit. Well, I did get the satisfaction of knowing that some asshole at the country club ate it in his ham sandwich.

Should we start celebrating our children’s ConceptionDay instead? That ought to be good and embarrassing!

Ann Arbor?   The drinking problem with a football team?  No.  Ames.

Well, I do live in a town full of smart people, so YMMV ;)

Yes, we are familiar with both meanings of “JAP” in the Midwest. We got color TV and all here, ya know.

The Fiesta 1Lt had an automatic option (though initially it was MT only).

Nice job leading with the “David Tracy use Case” Photo (towing your other crapped out Jeep product) ;)

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Your clothes, maybe.  Plenty of jobs will strip you of your dignity.

No, but a sausage patty between two hashbrowns is.

They let 1-handed people drive.  Why should I be required to use 2 all the time?

I haven’t considered buying a Chevy since a ‘67 Z28. (And Mary Barra seems like maybe she could turn things around if given enough of a chance.) But I think a far bigger problem is my son and his generation. He has zero desire to own a car of any brand.

All it’s lacking is a truly awful football team.

If sex while pregnant is a danger to the baby, my kids were/are screwed — the Mrs was constantly “in the mood” during her pregnancies.  I understand that is not uncommon.

Lots of jobs would not exist without “necessity, poverty, and desperation”.