I too am holding on to my SE as long as possible.   It still works great for me.  (And my MagSafe MBP too you doofuses at apple).

I remember my brother getting a nasty letter because his (professionally done) edging wasn’t perfect enough. I, in non-HOA-land, have never edged so much as 1 inch of sidewalk, who TF cares about that!?

In other news, use of Botox by smugglers increasing...

Dear Koenigsegg, I will influence an Agera RS very much, thank you.

MagSafe is the greatest connector ever invented.  Fight me.

Good Lord!  Who does McCain’s makeup?  She looks like Cassandra O’Brien.

“... business leaders tend to value soft skills over hard skills due to ...” not having any hard skills themselves.

I think one only has to look at “AFS” to see what being bought by IBM does to something...  (spoiler: not good).

/BIN/IEFBR14

Face painting is not allowed, but they didn’t ban body painting.  Can’t wait for their pearl clutching when that happens.

I’m sure what she meant to say was it was caused by swamp gas from a weather balloon that was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

“Twitter’s appeal is direct interaction with famous people” and even that is largely a lie — it’s direct interaction with some gawping millennial they hired to manage their social media “presence”.

Gaffer:

That last bit definitely isn’t correct — there are plenty of terrible companies that simply churn through a chum of recent grads who don’t know any better and don’t look any further than the $$$ on the offer.

Hopefully we’ll get to see him again in game 6 or 7.

I think you are ascribing far too much awareness, intelligence and thought to them — this is Walcott Iowa, they’ve likely never even seen an African American, let alone formulated any thought about silencing or intimidating (or indeed any thought at all).

So when big businesses setup shop in Delaware or Nevada to avoid taxes that’s perfectly kosher, but when some little LLC does it we can’t have that?

There, I fixed that for you.

They should make her stay. Give her a live slot from 3:30am to 4:00am every other day. Give her just a wobbly kitchen table and a stool. Also, one very grumpy, very large black man to do sound and camera that they also pay $69M in the name of gender pay equity.

No, I meant people should do it guerrilla-style, get a free ticket and give it to a homeless person. Love to see the looks on their faces if that happened en masse.