I can’t argue this. But good god, I know that he’s probably the best player in the game this season, but have a little self respect and pick a player who isn’t a shitstain of a person instead of Kane, especially if you’re buying a jersey for your kid.

/Chicago-based Wings fan.

so much so this!!!

I don't think Ice House and Red Dog count as microbrews.

Easily one of the least fun Bulls teams of the last decade or so, and not just because they underperformed. They were absolutely joyless. They seemed to walk onto the court every night expecting that some vague idea about how much “talent” they had would be enough to win games. No identity whatsoever. Should make for…

Jimmy is a max player who will never be the best player on a title team.

Yup. Self-centered to the core.

I’m sure there are exceptions, but yeah. Teddy Rooseveldt kinda let off the gas of the “Let’s go to a bunch of other countries and kill people, ya pussies!”-wagon, after he lost his son in WWI.

No, you don’t.

In elementary school, a teacher invited a concentration camp survivor in to see us. They had their tattoo on their arm. All of us walked past and got a real good look at it. You don’t forget that.

I say this a full blooded Jew, but that is a great name. It’s so great, I almost (almost) want the name to legitimately catch on as a term for something, like getting really wasted (“I drank so much last night, there’s an alcoholocaust in my stomach right now”) or fucking up a drink in some way, like when the…

Houston is the fourth best city in Texas...

I live in Houston. We aren’t #1. This city is physically hideous, we don’t take care of the poor, and Houston summer gives you cancer. But yea, it is basically an economic cheat code, underrated culturally, and people are nice.

It’s hot as the surface of the sun, it’s absurdly humid, and there’s the worst traffic in the world.

It’s funny how it’s somewhat of a conflict of interest at this point to have Kerr making the final decision on resting players.

I love your granddaddy.

Someone might have already asked this, but is this like 500 Days of Kristen? Because I would actually enjoy a daily post of how many games St. Louis has lost. Of course, that isn’t the baseball way of doing things.

This is the best series Gawker Media has treated us to in a long time. And that includes 500 Days of Mrs. Jay Cutler.

“The Cubs are not in our heads!” said Mike Matheny to the befuddled waitress about to ask him how he wanted his eggs to be prepared. “And Joe Maddon’s glasses make him look like some sort of dork!”

Kyle Farnsworth is a savage animal. You will notice that fight happened nowhere near the pitching mound. Farnsworth will come to you to deliver your ass beating.

Anytime basebrawls are discussed I am reminded of my favorite—the time Kyle Farnsworth kicked the shit out of Paul Wilson.