When my brother was going to Prague for the summer my mother warned him about trying to bring weed on the plane. He said he understood that was a bad idea and got up from the kitchen table and headed toward the door. She shouted at him, "they arrested The beatles and the will arrest you, too!"

I miss my Mom, too. I recently got married and I sure am sorry she missed it. I just want her to know I am okay sometimes.

1. I think this happens to a lot of people. You figure out a place where you feel you have reached your peak in your career, you are as high up as you are going to go in your company, and as long as they keep giving me 3-5% increases each year, I am cool with that. I am going to do enough to keep this job and not…

Oh an he rapey.

At least they are consistent? I am really looking for something to root for, but these guys are gonna stink. Sorry.

I recommend The Big Picture starring Kevin Bacon. I loved that movie.

Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...

This is a very important point. The cronyism continues right into the work place.

Only a WHORE would say such a thing.

Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.

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He has been the starred commenter of many of my personal pants parties.

Nah, I am secure on my job. I would love to phone it in though.

Maybe the same thing that happens to everyone at every job. You start wanting to work less but get paid more. I am sure every office dweller here can think of people they have worked with who phone it in for the last 5-10 years on the job. Of course now they downsize you and hire a kid to replace you. And then you…

I loved this movie. Loved it. It reminded me of Purple Rose of Cairo or Alice. Loved it.

Now imagine Gisele sending the email while naked and it just reads better.

Fella, I am going to give you soem advice for free. Get a better girlfriend. She expects you to hang out with her ex, the ex she fucked when you were together, on Super Bowl Sunday. This is never going to work. So get out and save yourself the money.

Damn fine commenting there.

There were literally HUNDREDS of bats in the attic, every beam seemed to be covered with the sleeping vermin.