Dude getting blown by dog creeps me out. However, WHORE on campus makes me laugh.

Drew's Bucket List

At least he wasn't laughing.

I cooked hors doeuvres using 3 pounds of bacon for Thanksgiving. So delicious.

The Bears are not who I thought they were.

@Red Ned: He has a douche face. The kind made for throwing your drink at.

@Colonel-Forbin: Don't jinx it.

Unless she had rhinoplasty, I'm gonna say not the same girl.

And there's the first pick.

@FlowbeeBryant: +1

@ArkansasFred: When I start drinking tomorrow I will think of this and laugh. Well played.

@notthequarterback: Let's not tell everyone our business.

@salt_bagel: I do that as well.

@blogsarefun: Any of the 30 or so QB's over the last 25 years should round out the list.

Run you fucking dinosaur, run!

@Step aside, Son: And cocks.

@Zulkey: You know you are a real Chicagoan when you say the Jewel.

Si, I like stuff. And soup. And the color blue.

@ShamrockSean: He still has a tongue, right?

@Stev D: Nice. +1