Patrick, Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining. I live in Buffalo, I know better!

@tastes_like_burning: Professional drinkers put the vodka in a water bottle.

Two weeks ago he filed bankruptcy while he' still working for the Pistons and not one of the Pistons organization has helped him even get an extra amount of money.

Well, at least you didn't crap yourself after this date.

@Jack Dawson: All I'm saying here is if I pay for a beer I want a new, clean cup. And for 7 bucks I should be able to get that. I am not sure what you are saying. Take it easy douche.

As soon as he was done he went to host an open house and sell some real estate.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Bleu is one of my all time favorite movies.

Yeah, and the yeast will breed a fungal colony in your intestines.

A 7 dollar beer and you can't get your own fucking cup? Yep, seems about right.

Did you ask Derek about which Oscar and 50 most beautiful people winning actress is rumored to have slept with Matthew Berry's friend? Because that right there would be the scoop of the century!

Good luck to you. Keep working your program and you will be fine. And I am glad you stayed true to the confidentiality. It does make a difference. Without it people would just lie the whole way through and then treatment doesn't work.

Did you tell him to go get his fucking shine box?

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: You should have gone with "Good guys wear black".

It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

@ArkansasFred: Hey, there just one minute, fella. I don't like your tone.

@ClueHeywood: Nothing gets a girl hotter than 60 year old men talking about the Nam and buying her beer in a can.

Is tOSU on the clock yet? I'd like to see what they have to offer.

@Rob Iracane: Where is Concrete Brad when we need him?

@Pete Gaines: I just realized that I have been commenting on Deadspin longer than I have been at my job. Oh , how the time flies.

@ArkansasFred: Well, he is a lawyer.