Her walking around pointing and air-clipping scissors was terrifying. I’m relieved that all the kids still have both eyes.

Woah, woah, WOAH there Nellie. You need to edit or delete because I just know you don’t mean that forcibly cutting a black kid’s hair because you disapprove of it isn’t a sign of actual mental health issues.

simply all the flunkies who work for the royals and are probably the biggest hierarchy-humping snobs of all

“What is a ‘Nick Jonas?’” - me in America

Who the fuck would choose Nick Jonas for anything, let alone a lifelong romantic partner? Are we sure Chopra isn’t being blackmailed or drugged?

So turn the dial. Find a station that plays it. Plenty of ways to hear it.

Almost a complete overlap is my guess.

There is a lot medically wrong with him that is being covered up. Sooner or later we’ll find out the multiple diagnoses.

She WANTS to stay. she is making the *choice* to stay despite the perception of being “bad” for having sex.

“Say, what’s in this drink?” means “I’m telling the truth”?

I love this song. But I’m really happy that a radio station is refusing to play it.

I think it’s dumb to publicly reveal his cheating to the press cheat if they have youngish children

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Don’t people like you ever get sick of yourselves? It must be exhausting refusing to see the obvious, let alone trying to convince everyone else to refuse to see it, too.

Scranton Strangler Strikes Again

I experienced something once. But then a man told another man that he wasn’t aware of my experience, so the other man explained to me that I hadn’t actually experienced it. I can’t wait for my first real experience!

Wasn’t this a subplot in that old Steve Martin movie? With what’s-her-name from Sex and the City?

The content is really important for the commerce piece,” which is business speak for mostly nothing.

Underwear sucks at communicating consent because rapists can’t know what underwear you’re wearing until they’re already raping you.

The first armed officer to enter was shot dead? So much for the good guy with a gun.