Yo dawg, we heard you like racing along with the race...

With animals?

Definitely the best I've seen. Jersey keeps it real!

@[caps 4 Billy][!'s 4 MJ] J Man: I'm actually sorry, and beg for forgiveness from strangers on the internet, though frankly, I don't expect any.

@dangerp: UMM... MAYBE IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY "HEADLINE" FOR THE YOUTUBE REPORTER CENTER? AFTER ALL, IT'S JUST AN "F-G" AWAY. :\

@~dt~ is now J Man the Magnificent: DARN YOU, TOUCHPAD. (ow!)

TO REHEAT PIZZA (ooh!), I HEARD ON FOOD NETWORK FROM GOOD OLD BOBBY FLAY THAT YOU SHOULD DO IT IN A PAN (ow!)ON THE STOVE, MEDIUM HEAT (eee!)

[bit.ly]

@taylorb: ...and cooling gel. It's a project that I'm personally way undermotivated to do. :) But it would help.

Best presented on hand-written index cards from your great-grandmother!

Oh, and when you've finished making it, smash and wrinkle it so it's nice and soft, not a brick in your pocket. (really)

I made a nice duct tape wallet one time.

@~dt~: oh forget it.

@~dt~: oh shoot. let's try again:

@sugardeath: Here, I've illustrated beautifully for you.

@~dt~: "at." Curse you, proofreading.

So it first, I thought "That's stupid."

Yeah, I've found that pushups combined with high-range exercise ball situps (prop your feet) work amazingly.

@~dt~: In a pro-lifehacker way, not a condescending way, fyi. I just like the variety here. ^_^