They are so cool.

I’m not the only one, right?

Maybe picking Dr. Seuss at all was a message.

Ah thank you, although I was hoping to barter away my new found powers to leave the greys behind.

Huh, I don’t know if this is a bug in my window or across the board, but I appear to have an unlimited ability to remove stars...

I love that the side that complained about Obama’s death panels think we’re freaking out.

So they invented a glue stick?

The great part of the reverse commute is you get to point and laugh at all the suckers suck in traffic, going the other way.

Better or worse than Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game?

There’s an empty lot in town that I use to keep track of Pokemon Go popularity. It’s near a coffee shop and is within swiping distance of three stops. When it came out there were enormous crowds who would hang out on the weekend, by fall you would only see a group of 3-4 friends there. It seems to have died out…

They don’t like the guy, but I think they’re stuck. He won’t go quietly and might split their party. Right now republicans get to pass everything they want and anything that backfires can eventually be blamed on an outsider who wasn’t really a republican anyways. If they wait until 2018 he might be unpopular enough to…

There are some amazing tweets.

I had to look up spirit cooking, but I’m familiar with pizzagate. There is no brand of logic that will connect the “evidence” to the conclusion that Hillary is involved in a pizza based pedophile ring. It’s scary, because the fake news problem is so bad that some people are living in a totally different reality.

I figured the issue would be since that his words are barely comprehensible gibberish, any additional barrier would render his words entirely nonsensical.

I read the headline and was expecting a nude model walkway like whoever did the designer hats and shoes.

A hand in front of your face isn’t going to be good enough.

I think someone on twitter made a good point when they asked “When did ‘your joke wasn’t very funny?’ become the most devastating thing you could say to a person?”

You can shit talk all you want, but I suspect the scavenged dystopia look will take off in the near future.

I think I laughed the first time I saw that map. It looks like they just drew an X through the middle and rounded states together. Idaho and Utah joining with California, Oregon, and Washington instead of the mid-West? Insane.

I have to imagine anyone who receives his handshake begins plotting against him immediately. “What excuses can I invent to make this project go over budget?”