He must have written that himself, right? His team must have tried to disuade him and he insisted he could write a better ad than the rest of his team.

They got a big win when the news reports the video as “lewd” and not “admission of sexual assualt.”

That’s basically been my fear. I remember the gun nuts showing up in tactical vests and open carrying when Starbucks banned guns. I think it will be that crowed looking for “voter fraud.” You can imagine what they think a criminal looks like.

It occured to me that we can’t know his wealth without the tax statements, but we can estimate his wealth from what the woman in his life will put up with. So I’m pegging him to be worth around a million billion dollars.

Several threads were suggesting he might snap and call her a bitch so he did clear the extremely low bar. I was hoping Hillary had another trap in store for him, but maybe they shelved it in order to get maximum impact from pussygate. It feels like an eternity, but that was only released this Friday. I think the 538…

I think that kind of loyalty will play well with gangs and organized crime brackets.

At this point I won’t be surpassed if he calls her a ‘cuck.’

I can hardly remember what life was like before Trump and endless refreshing 538.

This latest set of scandals reminded me of the savage Chicago Tribune opinion piece, When this is over, you will have nothing you want. It’s a wonderful read.

Afraid not, I found it on Tumblr forever ago. I don’t think I’ve ever seen video from Hamilton.

Oh yeah, like maybe Ashton Kutcher will walk out on the townhall debate and tell the American people that we’ve been Punk’d?

Can you get high from schadenfreude? I’m feeling pretty blissed out.

I was afraid I wouldn’t get a chance to use this.

Ungrey me!

I just remembered the next debate is a townhall. He’s going to have to answer to a crowd! Do you think there’ll be booing?

I hope something crazy like Utah flipping does actually happen. I hope, deep in my heart, that if Donald flops badly enough, it will discourage copycats and force the republicans to reevaluate their tactics.

I think Vox referenced a conspiracy theory that his performance was deliberately bad in order to lowr expectations and give Hillary a false sense of security. I don’t Donald is capable of changing and Vox didn’t believe it either.

Jupiter Ascending guy would be amazing in a Shadow over Innsmouth movie.

They’re. Never, ever post from my phone. I swear know the difference.