You shoulda just hit 'em with your cane.

"If you said Community, you're wrong - it was never popular." - Bob Greenblatt

So, you want 0.01% of $1.8B, and in exchange I lose the best source for Hannibal fan art on the internet? Hard pass.

If memory serves, that was the only worthwhile joke in Goldmember.

No, she meant that she thinks all bikes look alike.

Twenty-four dollars worth of beads.

An update to the look-and-feel is long overdue. I don't particularly object to the whole "almost as fancy as Craigslist" interface, but I know some people find it objectionable. If they can fix that without making the content harder to find, they should be okay.

Of all the horrific acts perpetuated in American Gods (the book) the one that turned my stomach the most was the story Odin tells about a waitress. Odin tries to cheat her out of ten dollars; Shadow gives her the money, and in the car berates Odin because "she hadn't done anything wrong."

ASCII. Ass-key. The jokes write themselves!

Once seen as a less desirable cut compared to the chicken breast, chicken wings are now getting out-of-control expensive …

<michaelrichardsvoice>You get to drink from … THE SANTORUM HOSE!</michaelrichardsvoice>

So being "an odious self-portrait of the artist as a young jackass: petulant, pompous, obsessive, selfish and overwhelmingly self-absorbed" is bad, but she also likes Dave Eggers? Maybe she didn't read A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius.

TeaLC

Yeah. Me too.

That would explain a few things.

… less evil?

"I mean, anybody could break into my house and do those awful things to me. I mean, I don't have a dog, or an alarm system. I don't even lock the door most of the time! P.S. Please make sure the cat doesn't get out."

Best shot action scenes of the year is definitely the car chase from
inside the car in Children of Men and the long take going in and out of
the battle at the end of that movie.

I was fine with his performance, but not impressed, until I got invested in Hannibal. When I realized how talented he was, and how much I liked his work there, I went back to Casino Royale and found a new appreciation for him.

Mostly luck, yeah - nearly a coin flip - unless you get creative. Phil Ivey and Kelly Sun made $12M on a single night of baccarat in a London casino by pushing the limit on what the player can and cannot request of the house. Since then, there's been an on-going argument in the gambling community about whether what…