He's made two kinds of movie so far: the ones that have forced us to deal with Sharlto Copley, and the bad ones.

When you put it that way, it makes me wonder if there's enough of his DNA stained into that carpet for us to clone him.

Of course the engines are missing. The King faked his death, used the engines to rebuild the spaceship he crashed in 1947, and returned to his home planet.

Peak TV has given way to Peak Erection.

And The Handmaid's Tale.

I'd take Goldfinger over From Russia, Goldeneye over Tomorrow Never Dies, and possibly Skyfall over Casino Royale, though that one is awfully close.

If this had come out after Far Cry 3, I'd be all about it. But 4 was kind of a slog, with a dull story and a dearth of breakout characters, and Primal sounded like it was made up exclusively of the worst parts of 3 and 4.

Thank you. I knew the word "bore" seemed wrong, but I couldn't figure out what it was supposed to say until your comment.

I never saw that movie, but I remember reading about the shadow scene in Roger Ebert's Movie Answer Man column:

Yup. This is the moment for an uncompromising, spit-on-his-still-warm-corpse essay, like Hunter S. Thompson's eulogy for Nixon, or Sean O'Neal's obit for Thomas Kinkade. What does it say that the AVC had more vitriol for a mediocre painter than it did for a known molester and the architect of everything wrong with…

Siri, you're Goldbluming.

If you think that's bad, wait until you try the Fenway Franks.

Someone should take her to privilege school so she can attend her classism.

The first half of that comment is definitely Evenflow, but at some point it turned into gibberish.

YOU CALL THAT INDIFFERENCE?!

I hear he once demanded a young man's fingernails.

I'll probably watch this just because I loved Alison Tolman in Fargo s1 and I want to see her succeed. I'm not optimistic, but I've been surprised before (Don't Trust the B turned out to be a lot better than I was expecting, for example).

JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE

One perpetrated by a fifth-grade classmate: he told me that the word "fuck" was used to refer to anal sex only.

Howard Wakefield … allows his resentments to fester … His actions are a rebellion against the prison of domesticity … It’s a tale of what happens when male inadequacy runs rampant … Howard is the insidious type that fancies himself an alpha male, neutered by his family … He’s a toxic creature initially convinced that…