I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.

Not to go all Gregggggggg on everyone, but I firmly believe that part of the reason both the Lions and Vikings have been so bad historically is that they’ve played indoors for the past thirty plus years. That Slay doesn’t want to practice outdoors suggests that these teams are giving up a tremendous home field…

Is there anything that you’re not upset that WWE does? There is nothing political about their feud but you are forcing that narrative to cry about WWE. There is no political issues being discussed, just name calling. Why do you even watch if you are going to get upset over every tiny thing?

“(WWE has not responded to a request for comment on if the Raw segment was intended to be political in nature.)“ 

Good God Dave, go work on a novel or something more worthwhile of your time and effort.  Just more white noise in this already overly crowded, utterly pointless space.

“WWE has not responded to a request for comment on if the Raw segment was intended to be political in nature.”

Why would they?

This is wrestling.

They’re actors playing characters, you fuckwit. 

The conservative turnaround in the WWE is disturbing. I remember when I was a kid they were very progressive, especially the way the promoted racial harmony with Akeem the African Dream

If ragging on hipsters is coded alt-right language, the Gawker archives are going to send you straight to the fainting couch. I’m also none too shocked that someone who has chosen to make a career of getting punched in the head has stupid opinions. This article is a bigger reach than when I fell out of my recliner…

winged shoe-wearing

Thank you for continuing the Deadspin tradition of inexplicably reporting on every fart this idiot has.

Are a lot of people arguing for their death? Honest question and not trying to troll.

Lol you think that this team is going to the super bowl with kaepernick? You're out of your mind. 

This is the dumbest and best thing I’ve seen in a while.  Thanks.

aren’t... most faces symmetrical?

Jaylen Brown’s face is uncannily symetrical.

Love this clip - Burfict doesn’t belong in the league.

I’m amazed shit like that doesn’t happen to him every game. Burfict should be nowhere near an NFL field.

He’s finally healthy, finally got paid, and is still bellyaching and talking trash about his teammates. He’s talented, but can we agree that he’s a fuckboi?

So defenders are now suppose to redefine what gravity is and contort their bodies in ways not physically possible? Better yet, Matthews has to displace his body weight outside of his body the moment he makes contact with the quarterback.

How should have Mathews have tackled him? It was literally textbook! He had the ball, it wasn’t after he threw it, he had the ball, it was a tackle! As a bears fan, you should be worried that you spent all this money on Mack, he won’t be allowed to sack anyone if this is how they’re calling it.