Correction, I am being paid to ignore my work and comment on the internet.  I’m not paying to watch darts.  There’s a difference, I’m better.

everyone there is wasting their life

Yes because what you do as a child and an adult are the same fucking thing you dolt.

I’m confused. This is a Deadspin article about the Cardinals, yet it’s not pointlessly, absurdly hateful...

I am as dialed into sports as any other average 33 y/o male, and I had never once heard or even read that name until this very article.

WHY U GUYS ALWAYS COVERING STOOLIES? CUZ U JEALOUSSSSSSSS.

I’ll preface by saying this dude is trash, and his pizza is worse, but this?

but calling the police on an erratic possibly armed black male, is the best way to get him killed.

Just great the way security arrived and completely lost control of the situation by focusing on the calm guy, who was controlling the situation in a rational manner, and then letting the drunk fucker back on his feet to raise hell all over again. They were more concerned with their role of being “the man” getting…

“Let me just get in a Trump/MAGA comment on this completely unrelated topic.”

Right, because a single writer conducting a cursory search for a site that literally has the words “without access” in its site description can’t find a video of someone calling a pitcher a specific nickname which may have been used just between him and his coach...

If that’s not conclusive I don’t know what is.

If true, he’s got a good reason to be upset.

The last guy I knew who went by Spider suffered a much worse fate.

(For what it’s worth, I couldn’t find any evidence of Stumpf being called “Spider Monkey” in any public setting.)

Do you know the comment? If not, how can you weigh in on its appropriateness?

That’s a nice little promotion you have there. Be a shame if something happened o it.

“... in public” is an interesting end to your comment.

I think it’s less “look how magnanimous I am” and more an acknowledgment that even the darkest posts on Deadspin often get flippant comments.

Crazy.

Multimillionaire pro athlete promises to buy mother-in-law a house; doesn’t tell her it’s a trailer. They truly lead lives the rest of us dream of.