I mean, no offense, but if I see a 9-minute *porn* clip I’m like “nah, too long.” Nine minutes of pizza-eating-and-ranking video is about 8:57 too long.

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

Wanna know who definitely finds this amusing?:

Who knew that a child could be good at A Children’s Card Game?

I don’t think you know how zooming in works.

Wow. Has it really been 9 months since something from Georgia has imploded so quickly and in such spectacular fashion?

So he is definitely a scumbag and almost certainly did this, but if they were the only two people in the car, how does this part happen:

Brad Stevens is the best coach in the NBA. Sorry Pops, but the torch has been passed. The way he develops young players is nothing short of incredible and shows why draft position is secondary to player development when it comes to team building.

Regardless of what the window says, drawing attention to yourself while having outstanding warrants probably isn’t the best thing to do.

Your support for state violence is noted.

majoring in criminal justice

Psh! Let the NAITCHA BOY show you how it’s done

Solo is a foremost authority on all things inappropriate, so I believe her.

Am I the only one who thinks pulling your dick out as a joke shouldn’t be lumped in with malicious sexual assault?

In response, a South Korean player later snorted the sidelines.

Fun fact: Harvey Weinstein is actually Madeleine Davies and Anna Merlan in a trenchcoat.

I honestly wish Deadspin would stop cross-posting this stuff from Kotaku just so there wouldn’t be so much useless“Vidja games aren’t sports, NERDS” in the comments.

I don’t mean to diminish anyone’s death because it’s always sad, but c’mon, Deadspin. Stop this bullshit. Stop treating glorified video gaming like a sport.

Jesus......if this guy still has a job tomorrow (doubtful), he should just make this a daily bit - “And what about Abraham Lincoln? Am I supposed to feel sorry for him? No, no, no, I don’t think so.......he’s supposed to be running the country, and he’s at some faggy play with his nutjob wife???? Oh, look at…

Your understanding is wrong.