Here you go man.

The first rule of Fight Club is YOU. DO. NOT. TALK. ABOUT. GETTING. A. GYM. MEMBERSHIP.

It was shirts v. skins, man. How else are you going to remember teams?

NFL

It certainly didn't help that the camera kept showing him over and over and over at the end of the game, with Buck and Aikman hammering away at how he must be feeling. They basically made him the scapegoat from that kick on.

I love that idiot.

And during the game, they'll be taking rhythmic slap shots.

Sorry fellas, but all the disinfectant in the world won't remove the stench of being a part of Penn State.

Yeah, they're protesting the wrong people. Police brutality a problem? Protest commuters! Or protest people eating brunch? Protest outside of a police station or town hall? Are you crazy?!?

He does, albeit inadvertently, make a very good argument for going back to school.

I mean is anyone really surprised that the ravens are complaining about something after a loss? The fact is they were out scored 21-10 in the second half, and they turned the ball over twice in the last 16 minutes. Thats how you lose playoff games.

Those are some heavy fucking earrings.

It's nice to see NFL players knocking out/beating people who aren't women or children, respectively.

I can't come to terms with that information.

"Silky ribbons of juicy pleasure wobble through my nethers...I can feel my pussy wetting in my panties."

I don't believe you. Have you seen any of the other works of this supposed woman? It's a dude, probably along the lines of Mr. Garrison.

What's the name of the guy who wrote this?

The Blanche DuBois voice is exactly how I would expect this woman to sound like