Okay, in all seriousness, I appreciate these columns, and your criticisms against the NFL, including the one in this article, are absolutely on point.

Seems legit

I was mostly making a joke, though I would gladly watch such a tape if someone produces it. What a weird conversation.

It's a little bizarre to me how easily people are impressed by student work and how reluctant they are to be impressed by professional work. Like college juniors/seniors have no skills whatsoever, but the moment they land a job at a studio they're seasoned vets.

I understand what you mean, but you know that lots of white women have big asses, right?

I mean, sure, don't take em seriously.

That's a very good thing—few things scream "1990s" more than purple as a uniform color.

That's alleged, not proven in court (nor was Benoit's, of course, but it's different when the presumed killer dies/commits suicide). As for whether you can, I'm not sure.

It takes a sick fucking person to want to play as that shitstain.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

I sincerely hope he's ok.

That's just fucking awesome.

We took over England in the Revolutionary War, dummy.

eh. Cut several thousand words off of it and then it might be worth the read.

'Hooligans" is far too light of a term for these people. "Murders" fits better.

That's not my point. Why do people go absolutely insane over a white person killing a black person, but not a word is said about a black person killing a white? Last I checked, before the indictment verdict, people were flipping their shit because a white police officer killed a black kid. It had nothing to do with…

"Earlier this year in Virginia, Waynesboro police officer Kevin Quick was kidnapped and murdered by four black gang members with affiliation to a national gang from Los Angeles."

Serious question: What is a "Trade Pool"?

I must be the poorest and youngest of all you ...