Too bad most people who need to worry about ICE can’t read your damn article.

Get this off my Deadspin.

Someone pays you for this drivel?

Awe...were someone’s feelings hurt?

Get this shit off of Deadspin for Fucks sake.

Not being a hot dog = being boring? Fuck off.

None. They’re not gay like you.

Do you hire illegal aliens?

“This is the worst idea I have ever heard of.” Really? Can you try to over-state it just a little bit more? How do you have a job?

Uhh, not really.

So run of the mill back door covers are worthy of their own article now? Try harder.

Sounds like you wish you were a little less inhibited and could actually let yourself loose in extreme fashion a few times a year.

Picking out the white guy. So transparent.

How about just not operating any fast machine while drunk? And not doing Cocaine, period?

Yet they are where they are, and you are where you are.

Just some clarification, are these all names of college athletes?

How is this supposed to be funny? The Cowboys have won multiple Super Bowls.

It’s a disgrace. Nerds playing video games shouldn’t be on Deadspin.

No one is downloading the women’s bracket.

Why would anyone have a problem w/ a random ex player being a guest instructor? Players of less calibur have been guest instructors at MLB camps. Slow news day.