What am I missing here? I see a guy hitting a tennis ball.

You are not turning us into a Socialist country. So focus on bettering yourself in order to earn a better wage, instead of stealing from others under the guise of “taxation”.

Tell that to a Muslim.

Every single person in that Expendables photo would hurt you. That includes grandpa Stallone.

Should we expect protests and looting?

What is this “good” thing? What makes either the bird or the dog “good”?

Ray Rice?

It’s called free speech. He has the right to offend the female broadcaster, just as CK has the right to offend military veterans and their families by disrespecting our flag. See how this works?

Well, that’s the station’s RIGHT isn’t it? See how this works?

No true sports fan can “cut the cord”. Not yet anyway.

In other news, its come to our attention that Hillary Clinton personally nixed a peace deal in Libya that would have led to free elections and prevented the country being seized by ISIS, all because of a personal vendetta she had with Muammar Gaddafi, according to explosive new claims made by a whistleblower who…

Why can’t internet things just be left on the internet?

“Get the sads”. For fuck’s sake can you people stop talking like that?

Do you think that stealing merchandise and burning down businesses is justifiable behavior?

Not really. Oh, and fuck off.

This doesn’t “give fuel” to conspiracy theorists. It validates them. Which makes them no longer “conspiracy theorists”.

Maybe you can buy a helicopter someday if this snarky blogging thing really takes off.

I’m so happy Gawker folded by the way.

Both sides of the issue? The only “side” of the issue that should be discussed here are the militant-atheist fucks who are “offended”.

If you read all this you need to find better things to read. Just scrolling through it made me dumber.