People who are for the legalization of marijuana are more likely to smoke marijuana. I don’t need to do a study to come to this conclusion.

The entire tone of this article is based upon the premise that a college girl has never made, and is incapable of making, a false allegation.

This looks nothing like Soccer.

Why does every Deadspin writer refer to Deflategate as “Ballghazi”? This is the only site that I’ve seen use that term.

The correct hipster-blogger title of this post is “Wales fan has a lot of feels”. Because reasons. (That’s another absurd phrase that has been adopted by beta boys)

I just hope this makes Pete Rose come out of retirement when Ichiro retires. There has to be some Japanese owner who will sign Rose and cut a deal w/ opposing pitchers to lay in some meatballs, and then Rose will let himself be picked off first after he gets a single.

Children who play this children’s game don’t act like this POS.

She went for the built jock. She got bored of the funny skinny-fat guy. Deadspin writers, you should know all about this.

John Cena wears them. Who are you?

Your obsession over food is bizarre. All of you. Food is FUEL, not ENTERTAINMENT.

A few thousand people watching at the viewing party instead of at home really affects TV ratings to the degree that it warrants shutting it down?

Get off Harvey’s jock.

You can replace “owner” with “anyone”.

The first thing I noticed was a cigar stuck in the wall. Do I get something?

Really? That’s “most” of the population? Sources?

I like that the white car guy used his turn signal when he was leaving to chase after the pickup.

When did “opinion” become “take”?

Really? Teared up? Sad.

There is a Confederate Flag on the wall behind him. I like this guy.

On behalf of the Olympic Committee, I apologize that we offended your hipster sensibilities.