You can replace “owner” with “anyone”.

The first thing I noticed was a cigar stuck in the wall. Do I get something?

Really? That’s “most” of the population? Sources?

I like that the white car guy used his turn signal when he was leaving to chase after the pickup.

When did “opinion” become “take”?

Really? Teared up? Sad.

There is a Confederate Flag on the wall behind him. I like this guy.

On behalf of the Olympic Committee, I apologize that we offended your hipster sensibilities.

I’m sure the majority of NBA Players agree with this decision. African-American men are well known to be very inclusive and accepting of LGBT individuals.

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I wish you never wrote for Deadspin either.

Make me a sandwich.

Stereotyping a generation is no better than stereotyping a race. Does no one understand this?

I’m questioning Sale’s interest is this boy. He’s taking this a little too far.

He heard comments about “killing gay people”? That goes a bit beyond homophobia.

If you were falsely accused of something which completely ruined your life, wouldn’t you also sue? I love how everyone chooses to believe “the victim”, never wondering if there is an ulterior motive of some kind. This kid is being made into scapegoat by the social justice warriors. It’s been a slow couple of months so…

Uhh, because the guns used were legally purchased? (I’m sure)

This is the gayest thing I have ever seen.

Get off your damn cell phones.

I think he meant that he looks strung out in his current picture. Because he does.